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Old 06-30-2003, 03:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Brought it on Yourself

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand
up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one
freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see
you standing up there all by yourself."
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: cali
nice, always good to see a smart ass
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Old 06-30-2003, 03:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha
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Old 06-30-2003, 04:04 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: In a house
I heard this before, but it was a 'little johnny' joke, still good though.
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Old 07-01-2003, 12:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: chocolate city
Funny
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Gotta establish yourself soon or you'll never establish yourself at all.
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Old 07-02-2003, 11:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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they did something like that on Any Given Sunday...Al Pacino raised his hand in the locker room and said something like "if you wanna be a loser, raise your hand". One of the players raised his hand. And when Pacina said "what the hell you doing". He said "i didn't want you to be the only loser with your hand up".
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Old 07-02-2003, 06:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hahaha burn
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