Tully Mars

I warn you it's sick....

On April first Stacy goes into labor, and after 5 hours of labor she finally pops out a kid. As soon as it pops out the doctor grabs it and starts shaking it like crazy, then he starts throwing it up in the air like someone's tossing a pizza dough, and then he starts hitting the baby's head against the wall. Incredulous, the mother shouts out, "What in the fuck are you doing!?" As soon as she says that the doctor stops and gets a huge grin and says, "April Fools!!! I'm just fucking you, your baby was already dead."

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KirStang

LOL. A medical malpractice suit waiting to happen.

dlish

i found that so funny tully. i can see how others may not though.

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Jozrael

xD

Tully Mars

I warned you it's sick.

Got like dark humor to like that one.

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SSJTWIZTA

this one is share-worthy.

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cameroncrazy822

That's great Tully.....



What's 14 inches long, stiff, and will make a mother cry???


Crib Death

Keep 'em coming Tully

dd3953

holy shit. part of me wanted to laugh, but the shocked half won.

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freeload

I have a hard time not laughing out loud in the office - even though my oldest daughter was born the first of April

cameroncrazy822: So cruel but oh-so-funny

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Drider_it

holy mary mother of god.. that was just.. just...

and yet i laughed... dark side of the force anyone?

ty was good

now i gotta find a wipe to clean off my notebook

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dd3953

lol. i told a friend of mine, her reaction was great. i'm so gonna tell more people. thanks for sharing.

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Iliftrocks

I'm gonna go ahead and make an appointment with a shrink, cause I laughed at that....

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