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Sick joke of the day
I warn you it's sick....
On April first Stacy goes into labor, and after 5 hours of labor she finally pops out a kid. As soon as it pops out the doctor grabs it and starts shaking it like crazy, then he starts throwing it up in the air like someone's tossing a pizza dough, and then he starts hitting the baby's head against the wall. Incredulous, the mother shouts out, "What in the fuck are you doing!?" As soon as she says that the doctor stops and gets a huge grin and says, "April Fools!!! I'm just fucking you, your baby was already dead." |
LOL. A medical malpractice suit waiting to happen.
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i found that so funny tully. i can see how others may not though.
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xD
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Got like dark humor to like that one. |
:D this one is share-worthy.
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That's great Tully.....
What's 14 inches long, stiff, and will make a mother cry??? Crib Death Keep 'em coming Tully |
holy shit. part of me wanted to laugh, but the shocked half won.
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I have a hard time not laughing out loud in the office - even though my oldest daughter was born the first of April :)
cameroncrazy822: So cruel but oh-so-funny :) |
holy mary mother of god.. that was just.. just...
and yet i laughed... dark side of the force anyone? ty was good now i gotta find a wipe to clean off my notebook |
lol. i told a friend of mine, her reaction was great. i'm so gonna tell more people. thanks for sharing.
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I'm gonna go ahead and make an appointment with a shrink, cause I laughed at that....
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