Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community (https://thetfp.com/tfp/)
-   Tilted Humor (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-humor/)
-   -   Sick joke of the day (https://thetfp.com/tfp/tilted-humor/141453-sick-joke-day.html)

Tully Mars 10-11-2008 10:52 AM

Sick joke of the day
 
I warn you it's sick....

On April first Stacy goes into labor, and after 5 hours of labor she finally pops out a kid. As soon as it pops out the doctor grabs it and starts shaking it like crazy, then he starts throwing it up in the air like someone's tossing a pizza dough, and then he starts hitting the baby's head against the wall. Incredulous, the mother shouts out, "What in the fuck are you doing!?" As soon as she says that the doctor stops and gets a huge grin and says, "April Fools!!! I'm just fucking you, your baby was already dead."

KirStang 10-11-2008 12:40 PM

LOL. A medical malpractice suit waiting to happen.

dlish 10-11-2008 01:10 PM

i found that so funny tully. i can see how others may not though.

Jozrael 10-11-2008 01:22 PM

xD

Tully Mars 10-11-2008 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish (Post 2543221)
i found that so funny tully. i can see how others may not though.

I warned you it's sick.

Got like dark humor to like that one.

SSJTWIZTA 10-11-2008 04:26 PM

:D this one is share-worthy.

cameroncrazy822 10-15-2008 04:57 AM

That's great Tully.....



What's 14 inches long, stiff, and will make a mother cry???


Crib Death

Keep 'em coming Tully

dd3953 10-15-2008 05:38 PM

holy shit. part of me wanted to laugh, but the shocked half won.

freeload 10-16-2008 02:56 AM

I have a hard time not laughing out loud in the office - even though my oldest daughter was born the first of April :)

cameroncrazy822: So cruel but oh-so-funny :)

Drider_it 10-16-2008 06:16 AM

holy mary mother of god.. that was just.. just...

and yet i laughed... dark side of the force anyone?

ty was good

now i gotta find a wipe to clean off my notebook

dd3953 10-16-2008 06:14 PM

lol. i told a friend of mine, her reaction was great. i'm so gonna tell more people. thanks for sharing.

Iliftrocks 10-24-2008 10:53 AM

I'm gonna go ahead and make an appointment with a shrink, cause I laughed at that....


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 12:00 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62