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06-26-2008, 09:24 AM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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Blond's BMW problems
A blond has her BMW towed into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "Wow! How often do I have to do that?"
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06-26-2008, 05:47 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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ooooohh...
that's almost as bad as most of mine...
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