Tully Mars

A blond has her BMW towed into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "Wow! How often do I have to do that?"

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uncle phil

ooooohh...

that's almost as bad as most of mine...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

blahblah454

nice one.

LoganSnake

That was good.

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