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Blond's BMW problems
A blond has her BMW towed into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "Wow! How often do I have to do that?"
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