Sion

our lager which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink
thy will be drunk
(and i will be drunk)
at home as in the taverns
give us this day our foamy head
and lead us not in to incarceration
but deliver us from hangovers
for thine is the beer
the bitter and the lager
for ever and ever
barmen

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

SSJTWIZTA

barmen brother!

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

blahblah454

Hmmmm, seeing as I went to church almost all my life I am not sure how to take that. Very cleverly written but I am still brainwashed to think of it as blasphemy, *sigh*

KellyC

I like it! Will send to friends. Thanks!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

telekinetic

Jesus made delicious strong wine for drunken party goers. I think he probably said a version of this at some point.

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twisted no more