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Sion 04-30-2008 04:33 PM

a prayer
 
our lager which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink
thy will be drunk
(and i will be drunk)
at home as in the taverns
give us this day our foamy head
and lead us not in to incarceration
but deliver us from hangovers
for thine is the beer
the bitter and the lager
for ever and ever
barmen

SSJTWIZTA 05-01-2008 12:30 AM

barmen brother!

blahblah454 05-01-2008 01:46 PM

Hmmmm, seeing as I went to church almost all my life I am not sure how to take that. Very cleverly written but I am still brainwashed to think of it as blasphemy, *sigh*

KellyC 05-08-2008 07:49 AM

I like it! Will send to friends. Thanks!

telekinetic 05-08-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blahblah454
Hmmmm, seeing as I went to church almost all my life I am not sure how to take that. Very cleverly written but I am still brainwashed to think of it as blasphemy, *sigh*

Jesus made delicious strong wine for drunken party goers. I think he probably said a version of this at some point. :thumbsup:


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