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Old 11-18-2007, 11:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Voted Best Short Joke Of 2007

For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night
and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!!!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2007, 12:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Thanks for the large text!
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:05 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by DaveMatrix
Thanks for the large text!
I did it especially for you Dave!
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I like how the insinuation is that he'd stick around with the $280k mortgage if he had a bike.
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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$280k? Must be a shoebox in DC.
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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2 story Cheerio's box with a 1 Coke can garage.
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:16 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I thought it was a "short" joke, and I haven't heard a good one since my dad told me to sue the city for building sidewalks so close to my ass.
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Old 11-19-2007, 12:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Move to Kentucky and see the mansions you can get for 280k. Seriously raw materials are worth more than the finished house in some areas
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Old 11-19-2007, 03:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Need to buy in KY!!
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Old 11-22-2007, 09:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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KY is nice.

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Old 11-23-2007, 01:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:58 AM   #12 (permalink)
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not sure how this got to KY real estate.... but i grew up there (in Lex) and the deal weren't so great in the "nice" parts of town - that is all.

oh, and nice joke.

but in my mind, the best short joke ever -

"what's brown and sticky?"



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a stick.
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Old 11-26-2007, 04:05 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Love this joke (and Kentucky too)
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