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Voted Best Short Joke Of 2007
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!!!!!!! |
Thanks for the large text!:)
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I like how the insinuation is that he'd stick around with the $280k mortgage if he had a bike.
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$280k? Must be a shoebox in DC.
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2 story Cheerio's box with a 1 Coke can garage.
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I thought it was a "short" joke, and I haven't heard a good one since my dad told me to sue the city for building sidewalks so close to my ass.
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Move to Kentucky and see the mansions you can get for 280k. Seriously raw materials are worth more than the finished house in some areas :)
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Need to buy in KY!!
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KY is nice.
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Gotta say, I do loves me my Tucky.
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not sure how this got to KY real estate.... but i grew up there (in Lex) and the deal weren't so great in the "nice" parts of town - that is all.
oh, and nice joke. but in my mind, the best short joke ever - "what's brown and sticky?" . . . a stick. |
Love this joke (and Kentucky too)
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