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Brewmaniac 11-18-2007 11:07 AM

Voted Best Short Joke Of 2007
 
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one,
but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night
and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage & no bike!!!!!!!

DaveOrion 11-18-2007 12:14 PM

Thanks for the large text!:)

Brewmaniac 11-18-2007 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveMatrix
Thanks for the large text!:)

I did it especially for you Dave!

Willravel 11-18-2007 07:22 PM

I like how the insinuation is that he'd stick around with the $280k mortgage if he had a bike.

Plan9 11-18-2007 07:37 PM

$280k? Must be a shoebox in DC.

Willravel 11-18-2007 07:56 PM

2 story Cheerio's box with a 1 Coke can garage.

Elphaba 11-19-2007 12:16 AM

I thought it was a "short" joke, and I haven't heard a good one since my dad told me to sue the city for building sidewalks so close to my ass.

Reese 11-19-2007 12:25 AM

Move to Kentucky and see the mansions you can get for 280k. Seriously raw materials are worth more than the finished house in some areas :)

troit 11-19-2007 03:03 PM

Need to buy in KY!!

ottopilot 11-22-2007 09:56 PM

KY is nice.

tecoyah 11-23-2007 01:18 PM

Gotta say, I do loves me my Tucky.

doodlebird 11-24-2007 08:58 AM

not sure how this got to KY real estate.... but i grew up there (in Lex) and the deal weren't so great in the "nice" parts of town - that is all.

oh, and nice joke.

but in my mind, the best short joke ever -

"what's brown and sticky?"



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a stick.

HamiC 11-26-2007 04:05 AM

Love this joke (and Kentucky too)


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