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10-02-2007, 12:06 AM
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Location: northamptonshire
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The $100 TATTOO
> The $100 TATTOO
> > Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in > the hell have you been"? > > Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo". > > A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" > > I got 2 x $50 notes on my pen*s," he said proudly. > > "What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in > disdain. > > "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on > his privates?" > > "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. > > Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. > > Three, I like how money feels in my hand. > > And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right > here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want". > > Larry is recovering in ward 23.
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10-02-2007, 05:45 AM
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Searching for the perfect brew!
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Very old! But good.
Next time please remove the >> with this handy tool; Mr. Ed's E-Mail Stripper, found it on google! http://www.mistered.us/stripper/index.shtml
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10-02-2007, 10:33 AM
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10-02-2007, 04:58 PM
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I had to read that twice.... The first time I read it, I thought of a different Mr Ed. And a different kind of "stripper"... *shudders*
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