The $100 TATTOO
 

> The $100 TATTOO
>
> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in
> the hell have you been"?
>
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
>
> A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
> I got 2 x $50 notes on my pen*s," he said proudly.
>
> "What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
> disdain.
>
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on
> his privates?"
>
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
>
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
>
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
>
> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
> here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want".
>
> Larry is recovering in ward 23.

*snigger*

Very old! But good.

Next time please remove the >> with this handy tool;

Mr. Ed's E-Mail Stripper, found it on google!

http://www.mistered.us/stripper/index.shtml

Nice tool! I would normally just use Microsoft Word and use REPLACE ">" with "".

Thanks.

I had to read that twice.... The first time I read it, I thought of a different Mr Ed.


And a different kind of "stripper"...





*shudders*

Blow a 100... my girl is certainly good at that. ;)