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aphex140 · 10-02-2007, 12:06 AM

> The $100 TATTOO
>
> Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in
> the hell have you been"?
>
> Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo".
>
> A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>
> I got 2 x $50 notes on my pen*s," he said proudly.
>
> "What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in
> disdain.
>
> "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on
> his privates?"
>
> "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
>
> Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
>
> Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
>
> And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
> here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want".
>
> Larry is recovering in ward 23.

10-02-2007, 12:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	The $100 TATTOO > The $100 TATTOO > > Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in > the hell have you been"? > > Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo". > > A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" > > I got 2 x $50 notes on my pen*s," he said proudly. > > "What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in > disdain. > > "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar's tattooed on > his privates?" > > "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. > > Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. > > Three, I like how money feels in my hand. > > And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right > here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want". > > Larry is recovering in ward 23. __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]