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tekaweni · 11-19-2006, 02:57 AM

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, stop fooking clapping then."

MSI · 10-01-2007, 10:57 AM

loved it!

A while ago Bono was asked if he'd be president of the USA.
His response: "No, I don't want to move into a smaller house".

Chiyachan · 10-01-2007, 02:06 PM

Who is Bono?

Siege · 10-01-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiyachan

Who is Bono?

U2 lead singer

cameroncrazy822 · 10-02-2007, 04:55 AM

That's freaking awesome! That you couldn't make up any funnier!

Brewmaniac · 10-02-2007, 05:37 AM

A classic! Thanks

cameroncrazy822 · 10-02-2007, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siege

U2 lead singer

Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono

snowy · 10-02-2007, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cameroncrazy822

Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono

That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.

Brewmaniac · 10-02-2007, 09:41 AM

Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!

cameroncrazy822 · 10-03-2007, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onesnowyowl

That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.

Easy my pedantic post reviewer (Rid is laughing right now) friend, it was a joke. Sorry for the levity in the humor forum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brewmaniac

Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!

As he jetted down the slopes, starting to serenade the quickly approaching pine, "I got you babe, I got you babe!"

Last thing heard prior to impact..... "Get out of my way FOOOKER!"

11-19-2006, 02:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Bono Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. He says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, stop fooking clapping then." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-02-2007, 05:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	A classic! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-01-2007, 10:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
MSI Upright	loved it! A while ago Bono was asked if he'd be president of the USA. His response: "No, I don't want to move into a smaller house".

10-01-2007, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Chiyachan Tilted Location: Swindon	Who is Bono?

10-02-2007, 04:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	That's freaking awesome! That you couldn't make up any funnier!

10-02-2007, 09:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!