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tekaweni 11-19-2006 02:57 AM
Bono
 
Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, stop fooking clapping then."

MSI 10-01-2007 10:57 AM
loved it!

A while ago Bono was asked if he'd be president of the USA.
His response: "No, I don't want to move into a smaller house".

Chiyachan 10-01-2007 02:06 PM
Who is Bono?

Siege 10-01-2007 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiyachan
Who is Bono?
U2 lead singer

cameroncrazy822 10-02-2007 04:55 AM
That's freaking awesome! That you couldn't make up any funnier!

Brewmaniac 10-02-2007 05:37 AM
A classic! Thanks

cameroncrazy822 10-02-2007 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Siege
U2 lead singer
Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono:)

snowy 10-02-2007 09:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cameroncrazy822
Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono:)
That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.

Brewmaniac 10-02-2007 09:41 AM
Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!

cameroncrazy822 10-03-2007 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by onesnowyowl
That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.
Easy my pedantic post reviewer (Rid is laughing right now) friend, it was a joke. Sorry for the levity in the humor forum.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brewmaniac
Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!
As he jetted down the slopes, starting to serenade the quickly approaching pine, "I got you babe, I got you babe!"

Last thing heard prior to impact..... "Get out of my way FOOOKER!"


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