Bono
 

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, stop fooking clapping then."

loved it!

A while ago Bono was asked if he'd be president of the USA.
His response: "No, I don't want to move into a smaller house".

Who is Bono?

U2 lead singer

That's freaking awesome! That you couldn't make up any funnier!

A classic! Thanks

Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono:)

That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.

Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!

Easy my pedantic post reviewer (Rid is laughing right now) friend, it was a joke. Sorry for the levity in the humor forum.

As he jetted down the slopes, starting to serenade the quickly approaching pine, "I got you babe, I got you babe!"

Last thing heard prior to impact..... "Get out of my way FOOOKER!"