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Old 11-19-2006, 02:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence...
"Well, stop fooking clapping then."
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Old 10-01-2007, 10:57 AM   #2 (permalink)
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loved it!

A while ago Bono was asked if he'd be president of the USA.
His response: "No, I don't want to move into a smaller house".
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Old 10-01-2007, 02:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Who is Bono?
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Who is Bono?
U2 lead singer
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Old 10-02-2007, 04:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's freaking awesome! That you couldn't make up any funnier!
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Old 10-02-2007, 05:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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A classic! Thanks
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:36 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Nah my friend he's the 70's classic partner of Cher.... Bono
That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!
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Old 10-03-2007, 07:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That would be Sonny Bono, and he's dead.
Easy my pedantic post reviewer (Rid is laughing right now) friend, it was a joke. Sorry for the levity in the humor forum.

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Snow skiing ran into a tree or pole as I remember... sad!
As he jetted down the slopes, starting to serenade the quickly approaching pine, "I got you babe, I got you babe!"

Last thing heard prior to impact..... "Get out of my way FOOOKER!"

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