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Old 06-16-2003, 06:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Friendship - A True Classic

Roger was walking down the street when he saw an old friend coming out of the market across the street.

He goes over to the other side to talk to his friend, "Hi Bill, how have you been? Its been over a month I haven't seen or heard from you."

Bill replys, "Well, you haven't seen me around because I just got back from Switzerland."

Roger asks, "What were you doing in Switzerland?"

Bill answers, "I'm embarassed to say. I'll only tell you if you promise not to tell anyone else." Roger agrees. Bill tell him, "Well I went to Switzerland to have my dick changed for a bigger one."

Roger is stunned. The first thing that came out his mouth was, "Bill does it work?"

Bill says, "Of course, want to see it?" Roger goes sure. They both over to the alleyway behind a dumpster and Bill whips out a huge 10 inch dick! Roger is speechless.

Roger asks, "Bill, how much did it cost?" Bill's reply was, "$50,000."

Roger says that he can't afford that much. Bill says that it's OK. The doctors can give you a new dick according to your budget.

Roger gets the info from Bill about going to Switzerland.

So a few months pass and the friends haven't seen each other. Bill gives Roger a call and asks him what's been going on.

Roger responds, "I went to Switzerland like you did!" Bill says great. Roger tells Bill to come over to see his new dick.

Bill shows up at Roger's apartment. Roger is so happy that as soon as he closes the door, he unzipps his pants and whips out his new dick. He tells Bill that he paid $20,000 for his new dick.

Bill just stands there speechless. Roger says "Not bad, huh."

Bill breaks out histerically laughing. He is laughing so hard that he can barely breathe or control himself. Roger says, "Why are you laughing? Its not as nice as your new one but its an improvement over my old one."

Bill finally gains his composure and says, "You have my old dick!!"



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Old 06-18-2003, 04:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Now THAT would suck. Imagine the horror...

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Old 06-18-2003, 05:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ROFL, that's one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a while. I sure didn't see that coming.
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Old 06-18-2003, 03:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's actually a completely new one to me.
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Old 06-18-2003, 04:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Never heard this one before, but it's a grand one. Thanks.
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Old 06-19-2003, 08:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I like that one...
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Old 06-19-2003, 04:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ROFL! I definetely didnt see that coming.
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Old 06-20-2003, 02:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Good one! Didn't see that ending coming...
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Old 06-25-2003, 05:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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When I first heard this joke, I didn't see it coming either! This is one of my favorite jokes.

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Old 06-25-2003, 09:04 PM   #10 (permalink)
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It's so nice when people share eh?
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Old 07-09-2003, 08:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hahahah nice!!
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Old 07-09-2003, 09:03 AM   #12 (permalink)
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caught me off guard with that one.. great post
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Old 07-09-2003, 07:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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soda bob,
thanks for the bump on one of my favorite jokes!! now other people can have a chance on laughing to it!!

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Old 07-09-2003, 08:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hahah, made me laugh
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Old 07-10-2003, 07:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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a new one to me also. thanks
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Old 07-10-2003, 12:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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lololol awesome
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Old 07-11-2003, 12:34 AM   #17 (permalink)
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wow i totally did see that coming...great twist!
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Old 07-12-2003, 01:14 AM   #18 (permalink)
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well, at least he was happy with it for a while.
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:32 PM   #19 (permalink)
 
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Hahaha - getting to "really" know and old friend... sheesh
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Old 07-13-2003, 10:51 PM   #20 (permalink)
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*LOL* Very, very funny.
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:24 AM   #21 (permalink)
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heheeheh
pretty funny...

i don't think i'd want 10 inches...
you know how much harder it would be
to hide when you get a hardon while talkin
to those babes on the beach?
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:29 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Never heard tha one before - Great - LOL
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Old 07-26-2003, 03:43 PM   #23 (permalink)
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If you had 10 inches and a hard on, I don't think the girls on beach would mind!! I guess you can hang your towel on your hard on and keep your hands free!

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Old 07-26-2003, 04:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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lol.....
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Old 07-26-2003, 08:45 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Great post..LoL
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Old 07-26-2003, 09:00 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Wow, that was great, totally unexpected punchline.
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Old 07-17-2007, 01:09 AM   #27 (permalink)
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LOL, funny yet terrifying!
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Old 07-18-2007, 11:45 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Wait... You can get a new dick?
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:42 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Wait... You can get a new dick?

you can have my old one.
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