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SocialAbortion · 06-16-2003, 05:00 PM

There was a priest who lived far out in the middle of nowhere, not too much to do but tend to the farm and go to the good old church. Well, one day when he was out milking the cows, when he realized that one of his roosters had disappeared.

So the next day at mass, the priest spoke to the congregation. First, he says "Does anyone have a cock?", and all the men stand up. Realizing that he had been misinterpreted, the father speaks again and said "Has anyone seen a cock?". This time, all the women stand up. Starting to grow frustrated with this, he finally asks, "has anyone seen MY cock ?" and all the altar boys stand up.

Destrox · 06-16-2003, 05:24 PM

hehehe very good, very good indeed

DEI37 · 06-16-2003, 05:48 PM

Now THAT is good!

06-16-2003, 05:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
SocialAbortion Tilted Location: Somewhere between heaven and hell.	Has anyone seen my cock? There was a priest who lived far out in the middle of nowhere, not too much to do but tend to the farm and go to the good old church. Well, one day when he was out milking the cows, when he realized that one of his roosters had disappeared. So the next day at mass, the priest spoke to the congregation. First, he says "Does anyone have a cock?", and all the men stand up. Realizing that he had been misinterpreted, the father speaks again and said "Has anyone seen a cock?". This time, all the women stand up. Starting to grow frustrated with this, he finally asks, "has anyone seen MY cock ?" and all the altar boys stand up. __________________ I like your mom, and it's no fad, I want to marry her and be your dad. I am un chien andalusia.

06-16-2003, 05:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	hehehe very good, very good indeed __________________ You bore me.... next.

06-16-2003, 05:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now THAT is good! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.