Has anyone seen my cock?
 

There was a priest who lived far out in the middle of nowhere, not too much to do but tend to the farm and go to the good old church. Well, one day when he was out milking the cows, when he realized that one of his roosters had disappeared.

So the next day at mass, the priest spoke to the congregation. First, he says "Does anyone have a cock?", and all the men stand up. Realizing that he had been misinterpreted, the father speaks again and said "Has anyone seen a cock?". This time, all the women stand up. Starting to grow frustrated with this, he finally asks, "has anyone seen MY cock ?" and all the altar boys stand up. :D

hehehe very good, very good indeed

Now THAT is good!