LoganSnake

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Destrox

I cant help but laugh while feeling so sorry for this chap. haha

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Cynthetiq

first the cursory snopes.com doublecheck

second, if you don't travel alot, check seatguru.com for where you want to and don't want to sit.what a humorous story. For some reason I imagine willravel there since in a recent thread he mentions that he has had people fart in his face. Just like the picture, face - ass and all.

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PredeconInferno

Oh man, I was laughing so hard whilst reading this message.

What got me was the picture of the ass-in-face action. So funny. Man it would suck to be stuck in that seat, though. Wow. I hope he made it out of there all right.

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Lady Sage

Disturbing... I would have had to throw a major hissy.

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Cynthetiq

I forgot to add, that when we plan our travels, we do not sit in the rear of the plane nor anywhere near the lavatories if we can help it for that very reason.

Skogafoss will pay extra just to not have to smell it. And she can smell much better than I can!

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DEI37

That was definitely a funny read! Thanks for the laughs. I needed 'em today.

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Jetée

I really the personal touch it has, with the handwriting, corrections, and diagrams.

Very funny!

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EaseUp

After I quit laughing, I read this post and wondered what good seatguru.com does, when airlines won't give you a seat, since they routinely sell 20% more than they have on the plane.

Sorry for being humorless.

yournamehere

I went thru that once, coincidentally on a Continental flight from Houston, too.

It was a little after 9/11, and I got to the airport 59 minutes before take-off. International rules at the time said to be there at least 60 minutes prior to take-off. A gate agent decided he needed to go on a power trip that day, and informed me that I would not be allowed on the flight.

Right before take-off, of course, he "relented," putting me in the last available seat - right in front of the bathroom.

Luckily, it was only a 45 minute flight, and after complaining to Continental, I got a free R/T ticket.

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SirLance

That is pretty funny. Makes you wonder...

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