rundmv

How do you catch a polar bear?


Cut a hole in the ice and spread some peas around it. When the polar bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.

grumpyolddude

Yeah, baby!

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DEI37

Or...how to catch an elephant...take a fill a hole with peanut butter, cover it with ashes, and when the elephant comes for the peanuts, kick him in the ash-hole.

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Brewmaniac

Good clean joke!

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Meridae'n

ha ha, that's a classic!

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eyeronic

Classic!

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bongobong

Not bad, made me chuckle!

txgirl

Believe it or not that joke has been around for decades....and it still brings a chuckle!

myMHz

Ha ha thats cold!!

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