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rundmv

06-14-2003 07:42 AM

How do you catch a polar bear?

How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice and spread some peas around it. When the polar bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole.

grumpyolddude

06-14-2003 11:31 AM

Yeah, baby!

DEI37

06-14-2003 05:43 PM

Or...how to catch an elephant...take a fill a hole with peanut butter, cover it with ashes, and when the elephant comes for the peanuts, kick him in the ash-hole.

Brewmaniac

06-14-2003 06:35 PM

Good clean joke!

Meridae'n

06-15-2003 05:01 AM

ha ha, that's a classic!

eyeronic

06-16-2003 11:24 PM

Classic!

bongobong

06-17-2003 03:10 AM

Not bad, made me chuckle!

txgirl

06-17-2003 07:13 AM

Believe it or not that joke has been around for decades....and it still brings a chuckle!

myMHz

06-19-2003 02:51 AM

Ha ha thats cold!!

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