SirLance

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurances to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier!"

She looked at the men in the room. "And gentlemen, remember. You're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with your partner."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" answered the teacher.

"I was just wondering," the man said. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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Lady Sage

I wonder if he will be out of intensive care before she delivers?

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Brewmaniac

Great joke Sir!

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ratbastid

I'm more an advocate of the Le Mans method. That's where she lays on her back, screaming like a race car.

absorbentishe

That's a great one! If I am ever in that situation again (god for bid), then I'll use that line.

The_Jazz

I have a pregnant wife. I have the self-preservation skills God gave the common houseplant.

I will not be repeating this joke (or ratbastid's) anywhere within 10 miles of my wife. Fathers-to-be are not allowed to make jokes, no matter how funny, that involve anything other than loving support for their pregnant spouse. I've been through this before.

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deportes

very funny, thanks

Antikarma

pure freaking gold, that one. My wife however, failed to agree.

Can't please em all.

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neha

very funny!