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I have a pregnant wife. I have the self-preservation skills God gave the common houseplant.
I will not be repeating this joke (or ratbastid's) anywhere within 10 miles of my wife. Fathers-to-be are not allowed to make jokes, no matter how funny, that involve anything other than loving support for their pregnant spouse. I've been through this before.
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo
Last edited by The_Jazz; 05-07-2007 at 12:45 PM..
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