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Hanxter · 06-13-2003, 12:18 PM

Bob & his wife Marge had just lost their dog. Having had one for 17 years & thinking they were a little old to get another they settled on a bird.

So to surprise her husband, the wife goes to a pet store & the shop owner shows her a beautiful macaw. Telling her that the bird's name is Salty, explained that it's language is the same.

She tells him that it might amuse her husband's poker buddies on Wednesdays & today they're coming over, buys the bird.

The proprietor further explains that the bird is from a house of a different color that recently "closed" & she pays no mind, all of her hubbies pals came from the same Army unit & served together in very "diverse" areas.

Well, she has all the snacks laid out, ice in the bucket, glasses on the table, 2 fresh decks of cards & the bird sitting there with a smug look on it's face.

The boys show up all at once & hubby with them when he says hi to his loving wife...

the birds blurts out, "Hi ya boys, & nice to see you so soon, Bob!"

MSD · 06-13-2003, 12:26 PM

Hehe, BUSTED!

I need a bird that swears. Great conversation piece if you ask me.

viveleroi0 · 06-13-2003, 01:39 PM

thats the first joke in a year I don't get.

DEI37 · 06-13-2003, 03:44 PM

Woops! That's a good funny.

monre_steel · 06-13-2003, 08:13 PM

they missed the part about the bird being from a hooker's building

Hanxter · 06-14-2003, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by monre_steel
they missed the part about the bird being from a hooker's building

read it again...

explains that the bird is from a house of a different color that recently "closed"

cchris · 06-14-2003, 04:15 PM

Great stuff.

06-13-2003, 12:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Careful What Ya Wish For... Bob & his wife Marge had just lost their dog. Having had one for 17 years & thinking they were a little old to get another they settled on a bird. So to surprise her husband, the wife goes to a pet store & the shop owner shows her a beautiful macaw. Telling her that the bird's name is Salty, explained that it's language is the same. She tells him that it might amuse her husband's poker buddies on Wednesdays & today they're coming over, buys the bird. The proprietor further explains that the bird is from a house of a different color that recently "closed" & she pays no mind, all of her hubbies pals came from the same Army unit & served together in very "diverse" areas. Well, she has all the snacks laid out, ice in the bucket, glasses on the table, 2 fresh decks of cards & the bird sitting there with a smug look on it's face. The boys show up all at once & hubby with them when he says hi to his loving wife... the birds blurts out, "Hi ya boys, & nice to see you so soon, Bob!"

06-13-2003, 01:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	thats the first joke in a year I don't get. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-13-2003, 03:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Woops! That's a good funny. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

06-14-2003, 04:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Great stuff. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-13-2003, 12:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Hehe, BUSTED! I need a bird that swears. Great conversation piece if you ask me.

06-13-2003, 08:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
monre_steel Banned	they missed the part about the bird being from a hooker's building