bluepolaski

There are three cowboys sitting around a campfire, telling stories of how tough they are. The first cowboy says "I'm so tough, I wrastled an bull to the ground with my bear hands." The second cowboy says "I'm so tough, I once came across a rattle snake and I grabbed that son of bitch and ripped 'em in two with my bear hands."

The third cowboy didn't say anything. He just quietly stirred the hot coals around with his dick.

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"I never stopped to think of it before, but you know - a policeman will jest stand there an' let a banker rob a farmer, or a finance man rob a workin' man. But if a farmer robs the banker - you'd have a whole darn army of cops out a-shootin' at him. Robbery is a chapter in etiquette." - Woody Guthrie

sky_driver

Ha Ha Ha, I am enjoying this one. Thanks bluepolaski.

Delvid

That is impressive.

healer

Nice one.

Thanks!

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Spanxxx

I still think the first two are tougher. They have bear hands. rawwwrrrrr!

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I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. - (supposedly) Peter Nguyen, internet hero