Three cowboys around a campfire
 

There are three cowboys sitting around a campfire, telling stories of how tough they are. The first cowboy says "I'm so tough, I wrastled an bull to the ground with my bear hands." The second cowboy says "I'm so tough, I once came across a rattle snake and I grabbed that son of bitch and ripped 'em in two with my bear hands."

The third cowboy didn't say anything. He just quietly stirred the hot coals around with his dick.

Ha Ha Ha, I am enjoying this one. Thanks bluepolaski.

That is impressive.

Nice one.

Thanks!

I still think the first two are tougher. They have bear hands. rawwwrrrrr!