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KellyC · 03-07-2007, 04:11 PM

Someone want to write a story or dialog for this?

Lady Sage · 03-07-2007, 05:12 PM

Mr. Orange had a suprise for his wife one afternoon. He decided he would come home from work early, take her out to dinner and ravish her after.

Unfortunately, upon returning home he found his beloved wife naked, in bed with the fruity cable guy.

This angered Mr. Orange... sadly he became enraged and killed them both.

He moved away and decided to take anger management courses since his behavior had been quite hasty.

Much to his ultimate demise he was captured and jailed.

Doomed to live out the rest of his days smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking smuggled skunk beer.

03-07-2007, 04:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Fruity Affair Someone want to write a story or dialog for this? __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

03-07-2007, 05:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Mr. Orange had a suprise for his wife one afternoon. He decided he would come home from work early, take her out to dinner and ravish her after. Unfortunately, upon returning home he found his beloved wife naked, in bed with the fruity cable guy. This angered Mr. Orange... sadly he became enraged and killed them both. He moved away and decided to take anger management courses since his behavior had been quite hasty. Much to his ultimate demise he was captured and jailed. Doomed to live out the rest of his days smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking smuggled skunk beer. __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.