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Mr. Orange had a suprise for his wife one afternoon. He decided he would come home from work early, take her out to dinner and ravish her after.
Unfortunately, upon returning home he found his beloved wife naked, in bed with the fruity cable guy.
This angered Mr. Orange... sadly he became enraged and killed them both.
He moved away and decided to take anger management courses since his behavior had been quite hasty.
Much to his ultimate demise he was captured and jailed.
Doomed to live out the rest of his days smoking cheap cigarettes and drinking smuggled skunk beer.
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.
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