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spikebrdr · 02-13-2007, 11:02 AM

how do you catch a polar bear?

first you go somewhere where there are polar bears such as the artic.

find youself a nice open area and dig a hole about 3 feet wide in the ice.

make sure you bring a can of peas along with you.

take one pea at a time and place them around the hole about 2 inches apart from each other.

find something the hide bhind and wait for a polar bear.

once the polar bear comes he will aproach the hole.

and then when he bends down to take a pea kick him the in the ice hole

SirLance · 02-18-2007, 10:12 PM

Arggh! Ya got me! Well, I laughed anyway!

Sharon · 03-12-2007, 12:12 PM

I don't get it...

LoganSnake · 03-12-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharon

I don't get it...

...kick him in the asshole.

Sharon · 03-12-2007, 03:27 PM

I got the pun... I'm wondering what's specific about the polar bear. And is there a significance to waiting for the bear to bend down to take a pea.

Maybe I am overthinking this horribly...

LoganSnake · 03-12-2007, 03:48 PM

Yup..

Brewmaniac · 03-13-2007, 01:44 AM

Very punny! Thanks

02-13-2007, 11:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
spikebrdr Upright	how do you catch a polar bear? how do you catch a polar bear? first you go somewhere where there are polar bears such as the artic. find youself a nice open area and dig a hole about 3 feet wide in the ice. make sure you bring a can of peas along with you. take one pea at a time and place them around the hole about 2 inches apart from each other. find something the hide bhind and wait for a polar bear. once the polar bear comes he will aproach the hole. and then when he bends down to take a pea kick him the in the ice hole

02-18-2007, 10:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Arggh! Ya got me! Well, I laughed anyway! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-12-2007, 03:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Yup.. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

03-12-2007, 12:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I don't get it...

03-12-2007, 03:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sharon Coy, sultry and... naughty! Location: Across the way	I got the pun... I'm wondering what's specific about the polar bear. And is there a significance to waiting for the bear to bend down to take a pea. Maybe I am overthinking this horribly...

03-13-2007, 01:44 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Very punny! Thanks