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Old 02-13-2007, 11:02 AM   #1 (permalink)
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how do you catch a polar bear?

how do you catch a polar bear?

first you go somewhere where there are polar bears such as the artic.

find youself a nice open area and dig a hole about 3 feet wide in the ice.

make sure you bring a can of peas along with you.

take one pea at a time and place them around the hole about 2 inches apart from each other.

find something the hide bhind and wait for a polar bear.

once the polar bear comes he will aproach the hole.

and then when he bends down to take a pea kick him the in the ice hole
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't get it...
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Old 03-12-2007, 12:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't get it...
...kick him in the asshole.
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Old 03-12-2007, 03:27 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I got the pun... I'm wondering what's specific about the polar bear. And is there a significance to waiting for the bear to bend down to take a pea.

Maybe I am overthinking this horribly...
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Old 03-12-2007, 03:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-13-2007, 01:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Very punny! Thanks
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