12-18-2006, 10:06 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Holiday cheer
Holiday cheer
Twas the night before christmas-old santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and threw down the list Miserable brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a mind to scrap the whole works Ive busted my ass for damn near a year instead of "Thanks Santa" what do i hear? The ole lady bitches cause i work late at night The elves want more money-the reindeer all fight Rudolph got drunk and fucked all the maids Donner is pregnant and vixen has aids And just when i thought things would get better those Assholes from the IRS sent me a letter saying I owe taxes aint that damn funny Who the hell ever sent santa claus any money? And the kids these days- they all are the pits They want the impossible-those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagon and sleds Assembling dolls their arms legs and heads I made a ton of you yo yo's no request for them they want computers and robots they think I'm fucking IBM Flying thought the air dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quiting this job theres no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment Theres no christmas this year now you know the reason I found a blond who gives good blowjobs I'm going south for the season |
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