lance49726

Holiday cheer

Twas the night before christmas-old santa was pissed
He cussed out the elves and threw down the list

Miserable brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have a mind to scrap the whole works

Ive busted my ass for damn near a year
instead of "Thanks Santa" what do i hear?
The ole lady bitches cause i work late at night
The elves want more money-the reindeer all fight

Rudolph got drunk and fucked all the maids
Donner is pregnant and vixen has aids
And just when i thought things would get better
those Assholes from the IRS sent me a letter
saying I owe taxes aint that damn funny
Who the hell ever sent santa claus any money?

And the kids these days- they all are the pits
They want the impossible-those mean little shits
I spent a whole year making wagon and sleds
Assembling dolls their arms legs and heads
I made a ton of you yo yo's no request for them
they want computers and robots they think I'm fucking IBM

Flying thought the air dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
I'm quiting this job theres no enjoyment
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment

Theres no christmas this year now you know the reason

I found a blond who gives good blowjobs
I'm going south for the season