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Old 06-09-2003, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Driving

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat." The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete wall. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he enquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.

"The airbag."

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Old 06-09-2003, 04:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ooohh yeah
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Old 06-09-2003, 10:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Chicks always have to have the last word.
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Old 06-09-2003, 11:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh I don't know, he must have must have said "splat"
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Old 06-10-2003, 02:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Best one yet
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:19 AM   #6 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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THAT is good!
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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nice one... will have to share that with my wife
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Good one! Thanks!
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Old 06-10-2003, 09:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sounds like my wife! She says if she ever catches me cheating she will kill me in my sleep! I think she means it too!
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:20 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Muhahahahahahaha!!!! That was superb! Funniest thing I've heard in ages!
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Old 06-10-2003, 10:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That was funny...Gotta share this one.
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