The Texan farmer downunder. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 06-09-2003, 05:12 PM

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There, he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large. Then they walk around the station a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"

Loki · 06-10-2003, 03:11 AM

rofl, smart thinking aussie... woulda loved to see the look on the texans face if that really happened.

Nice one

GoldenOuroboros · 06-10-2003, 04:18 AM

LOL cchris

Bloody great one mate

ratbastid · 06-10-2003, 12:43 PM

Bwha ha! I love foreign rednecks getting one up on US rednecks!

SirLance · 06-10-2003, 05:28 PM

Good one! Keep 'em coming.

06-09-2003, 05:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	The Texan farmer downunder. A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There, he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large. Then they walk around the station a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?" __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-10-2003, 04:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	LOL cchris Bloody great one mate __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-10-2003, 05:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Good one! Keep 'em coming. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-10-2003, 03:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
Loki Psycho Location: Drifting.	rofl, smart thinking aussie... woulda loved to see the look on the texans face if that really happened. Nice one

06-10-2003, 12:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Bwha ha! I love foreign rednecks getting one up on US rednecks!