Brewmaniac

I used to have a Labrador retriever &

I was buying a large bag of Purina

at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The

Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't

because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,

but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened

in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out

of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet

and that the way that it works is to load your

pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply

eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that

the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone

in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

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Racer

What a great joke!

DEI37

I totally laughed out loud on this one! One of the more genuinely funny things I've heard in a while!

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newtx

Good one Brewmeister. I was expecting a beer diet.

pornclerk

I'm so going to do that on my next Walmart trip.

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nrclark

yup ... i laugh'd out loud as well ... great one !

SirLance

Oh that's funny! lmao!

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