Midlandmadman

A man goes to his doctor looking for some help. He explains to the doctor that he has 2 dates that night and both women are looking for love. The doctor gives him a viagra and tells him to take it before his dates. The man asks the doctor for 2 because he has 2 dates. The doctor reluctantly gives the man another one, but cautions him that one should be enough, only take the second one in an emergency.
The next day the day the man is back in the doctors office. "Whats the problem?" the doc says..." I should just show you" the man replies. He pulls down his pants and show the doctor his ruined member....there is bruising, scratches and a flap of skin hanging off it. The doctor says "you took both of the pills didnt you?" the man replies that he did. "Did you atleast enjoy it last night?" the doc asks. "Yeah!!" the man says.
The doctor tells the man " Your in bad shape there but I dont think I can really help you out too much. You'll just have to let that heal on its own. So, the man asks the doctor for some ben-gay. The doctor says "Bengay!!!!????, Sir I wouldn't put Bengay on that! The pain would be excruciating.
The man says " you dont understand, right after I took the two pills , both my dates cancelled. The bengay is because my arm is killing me!"

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opentocomments

i think the was on TFP 3.0 but repeats are still funny i knew the punch line and it still got a chuckle

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Hahahah, good one. Kinda expected it though.

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