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Minx · 06-05-2003, 09:22 AM

New University courses available for Women at the U of C (University of
Chauvinism)

Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now
available for women on the following subjects.

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Actually making deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the bathroom Cabinet too.
6.Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7.Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the first
8.Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without nagging
9.Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.
16. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women notice

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great
demand...

viveleroi0 · 06-05-2003, 11:16 AM

LOL... that is awesome! Although my wife never admits it, we fit that perfectly!

ApheX · 06-05-2003, 11:21 AM

how true!!

CSflim · 06-05-2003, 03:21 PM

Muhahahahahah! Excellent!

ARRH · 06-05-2003, 04:55 PM

Very very funny Minx! :d

Meridae'n · 06-05-2003, 05:32 PM

Nice piece of traitorship Minx!

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 06-05-2003, 06:08 PM

I would gladly pay for the courses if my g/f would go!

glad

uber1 · 06-05-2003, 11:30 PM

intro to parking. sounds like a worthwhile class!

Midlandmadman · 06-06-2003, 02:37 AM

10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both

this one cracked me up........... I have to put gas in my wifes car every time I use it.

When do I get to use it????

When she wants me to go get the oil changed in it.

GM2 · 06-07-2003, 12:52 PM

Finally, something on this board that a man can enjoy!

rockzilla · 06-07-2003, 01:27 PM

The ones about clothes are great. An ex once told me "It's not that I'm self-centered or shallow or anything, I just have to look better than everyone in the room"

bravo49 · 06-08-2003, 09:04 AM

My wife couldn't pass the entrance exam

06-05-2003, 09:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	One for the men... New University courses available for Women at the U of C (University of Chauvinism) Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following subjects. 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Actually making deposits 3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits 4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The game 5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the bathroom Cabinet too. 6.Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His 7.Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the first 8.Communication Skills II: Getting What you Want Without nagging 9.Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together 10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both 11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up 12. Introduction to Parking 13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space 14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat 15. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before. 16. Cooking I: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption 17. Cooking II: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People 18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully 19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His 20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To 21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have 22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women notice Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand... __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

06-05-2003, 11:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	LOL... that is awesome! Although my wife never admits it, we fit that perfectly! __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-05-2003, 03:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Muhahahahahah! Excellent! __________________

06-05-2003, 05:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Nice piece of traitorship Minx! __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

06-05-2003, 06:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	I would gladly pay for the courses if my g/f would go! glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

06-05-2003, 11:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
ApheX Tilted Location: uk	how true!!

06-05-2003, 04:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
ARRH Insane	Very very funny Minx! :d

06-05-2003, 11:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
uber1 Crazy	intro to parking. sounds like a worthwhile class! __________________ tubulartuddles

06-06-2003, 02:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	10. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both this one cracked me up........... I have to put gas in my wifes car every time I use it. When do I get to use it???? When she wants me to go get the oil changed in it. __________________ Its good to be back.

06-07-2003, 12:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
GM2 Insane	Finally, something on this board that a man can enjoy!

06-07-2003, 01:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	The ones about clothes are great. An ex once told me "It's not that I'm self-centered or shallow or anything, I just have to look better than everyone in the room"

06-08-2003, 09:04 AM	#12 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	My wife couldn't pass the entrance exam