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Old 08-13-2003, 11:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Were You Confused As A Kid?

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh God! How terribly, terribly wicked!
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that is evil so so evil

i like it
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:27 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think that was a respost, but it's still funny.
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahaha. it's nice to see a stewardess joke not about the stewardess. thanks
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Old 08-13-2003, 03:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now THAT was funny. Good one!
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Old 08-13-2003, 05:31 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Funny shit!
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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that's great!

and to think working at an airport I thought I'd heard every joke....

thanks for making me smile!
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:36 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wham-o! Good one!
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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That was golden. I really liked that one!
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:52 PM   #11 (permalink)
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See not all stewardesses are dumb! That was good.
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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pretty funny
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That has to be one of the rudest jokes/punchlines I've seen in a long time. Thank you!
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That's a classic!
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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< claps> nice way to shift the question.
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:33 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Nice one
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Old 08-14-2003, 01:39 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Muahahaha.. Smart gal!!
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:31 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Good, very good
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:40 AM   #19 (permalink)
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hah !
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Old 08-14-2003, 07:03 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Herb Kelleher (former CEO of Southwest) toasts that one.
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Old 08-14-2003, 08:42 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I feel like I need to go to church now... good one
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Old 08-14-2003, 07:02 PM   #22 (permalink)
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awesome
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Old 08-14-2003, 08:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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lol
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