Were You Confused As A Kid? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Hanxter · 08-13-2003, 11:55 AM

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."

angela146 · 08-13-2003, 12:18 PM

Oh God! How terribly, terribly wicked!

dragon2fire · 08-13-2003, 01:08 PM

that is evil so so evil

i like it

TerresqueÜ · 08-13-2003, 02:27 PM

I think that was a respost, but it's still funny.

clifclav · 08-13-2003, 02:40 PM

hahahaha. it's nice to see a stewardess joke not about the stewardess. thanks

DEI37 · 08-13-2003, 03:40 PM

Now THAT was funny. Good one!

Brewmaniac · 08-13-2003, 05:31 PM

Funny shit!

ktthequeen · 08-13-2003, 06:07 PM

that's great!

and to think working at an airport I thought I'd heard every joke....

thanks for making me smile!

SirLance · 08-13-2003, 06:36 PM

Wham-o! Good one!

Jonsgirl · 08-13-2003, 06:43 PM

That was golden. I really liked that one!

Katyblu · 08-13-2003, 06:52 PM

See not all stewardesses are dumb! That was good.

burrito · 08-13-2003, 06:58 PM

pretty funny

yankeefatboy · 08-13-2003, 07:38 PM

That has to be one of the rudest jokes/punchlines I've seen in a long time. Thank you!

txgirl · 08-13-2003, 07:38 PM

That's a classic!

hawkeye · 08-13-2003, 09:12 PM

< claps> nice way to shift the question.

bobbles · 08-13-2003, 09:33 PM

Nice one

Regziever · 08-14-2003, 01:39 AM

Muahahaha.. Smart gal!!

bravo49 · 08-14-2003, 02:31 AM

Good, very good

mantra · 08-14-2003, 05:40 AM

hah !

skysooner · 08-14-2003, 07:03 AM

Herb Kelleher (former CEO of Southwest) toasts that one.

Fozzie_Bear · 08-14-2003, 08:42 AM

I feel like I need to go to church now... good one

bishopwill · 08-14-2003, 07:02 PM

awesome

iktoweya · 08-14-2003, 08:10 PM

08-13-2003, 11:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Were You Confused As A Kid? A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."

08-13-2003, 02:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I think that was a respost, but it's still funny. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-13-2003, 02:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hahahaha. it's nice to see a stewardess joke not about the stewardess. thanks __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

08-13-2003, 03:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Now THAT was funny. Good one! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-13-2003, 05:31 PM	#7 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny shit! __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-13-2003, 12:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
angela146 Loser Location: Somewhere near Hubby	Oh God! How terribly, terribly wicked!

08-13-2003, 01:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	that is evil so so evil i like it

08-13-2003, 06:07 PM	#8 (permalink)
ktthequeen Insane Location: Earth	that's great! and to think working at an airport I thought I'd heard every joke.... thanks for making me smile!

08-13-2003, 06:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Wham-o! Good one! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-13-2003, 06:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	That was golden. I really liked that one! __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

08-13-2003, 06:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	See not all stewardesses are dumb! That was good.

08-13-2003, 06:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
burrito Upright	pretty funny

08-13-2003, 07:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
yankeefatboy Addict Location: northern california	That has to be one of the rudest jokes/punchlines I've seen in a long time. Thank you!

08-13-2003, 07:38 PM	#14 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	That's a classic!

08-13-2003, 09:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	< claps> nice way to shift the question. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-14-2003, 01:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha.. Smart gal!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-14-2003, 02:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good, very good

08-14-2003, 05:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
mantra Banned Location: Miami	hah !

08-14-2003, 07:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
bishopwill Upright	awesome __________________ I'm not afraid of the big, bad, wolf. It's those house-building pigs that scare me

08-13-2003, 09:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	Nice one

08-14-2003, 07:03 AM	#20 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	Herb Kelleher (former CEO of Southwest) toasts that one.

08-14-2003, 08:42 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fozzie_Bear Upright	I feel like I need to go to church now... good one

08-14-2003, 08:10 PM	#23 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	lol __________________ i miss K-Wise