Were You Confused As A Kid?
 

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time - now let your mother explain that to you."

Oh God! How terribly, terribly wicked!

that is evil so so evil

i like it

I think that was a respost, but it's still funny.

hahahaha. it's nice to see a stewardess joke not about the stewardess. thanks

Now THAT was funny. Good one!

Funny shit!

that's great!

and to think working at an airport I thought I'd heard every joke....

thanks for making me smile!

Wham-o! Good one!

That was golden. I really liked that one!

See not all stewardesses are dumb! That was good.

pretty funny

That has to be one of the rudest jokes/punchlines I've seen in a long time. Thank you!

That's a classic!

< claps> nice way to shift the question.

Nice one

Muahahaha.. Smart gal!!

Good, very good

:D hah !

Herb Kelleher (former CEO of Southwest) toasts that one.

I feel like I need to go to church now... good one

awesome

lol