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mike2360 · 04-20-2003, 01:32 PM

A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.

Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Mary: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!

MexicanOnABike · 04-20-2003, 07:35 PM

ok....

ShadowWraith · 04-20-2003, 08:28 PM

haha, gay spiders...

RaZ · 04-21-2003, 04:15 AM

Nice.

04-20-2003, 01:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	Spiders A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating. Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? Dad: They're mating, honey. Mary: What's the one on top called? Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs. Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs? Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too. Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden! __________________ justMike

04-20-2003, 07:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	ok.... __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-20-2003, 08:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
ShadowWraith Crazy	haha, gay spiders...

04-21-2003, 04:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
RaZ Crazy	Nice.