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mike2360 04-20-2003 01:32 PM

Spiders
 
A man and his daughter were standing in the garden one day when the little girl spots two spiders mating.

Mary: Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?

Dad: They're mating, honey.

Mary: What's the one on top called?

Dad: It's a daddy-longlegs.

Mary: So the one on bottom is a mommy-longlegs?

Dad: No, it's a daddy-longlegs, too.

Mary: (thinks for a minute, then stomps on both spiders) Well, we're not having any of that crap in OUR garden!

MexicanOnABike 04-20-2003 07:35 PM

ok....

ShadowWraith 04-20-2003 08:28 PM

haha, gay spiders...

RaZ 04-21-2003 04:15 AM

Nice.


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