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maleficent · 03-24-2006, 12:06 PM

A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests.
One of the last tests has left his system upset. Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom he
decided the latest was another and stayed put. He then
filled his bed with human waste and was embarrassed beyond
anything he could possibly face. Losing his presence of
mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw
them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. He started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms
wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his
feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets,
a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up
and asked "What the hell was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk replied:
"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

Sage · 03-26-2006, 01:01 AM

*groan*

Silvy · 03-26-2006, 01:13 AM

oh man....

Thanks

DEI37 · 03-26-2006, 06:02 AM

Heard it before, but I do like it. I actually get a pretty good chuckle out of it!

Dilbert1234567 · 03-26-2006, 10:52 AM

omg thats awesome, never ehard that befor.

shadowfiend · 03-26-2006, 06:01 PM

hahaha that made my day

Delvid · 03-28-2006, 11:10 AM

First time i heard that one. Great laugh.

Toaster126 · 03-28-2006, 03:42 PM

Oh lord. So terrible, it's awesome.

rlbond86 · 03-29-2006, 06:46 PM

well, the title was a true statement...

SirLance · 03-30-2006, 06:03 AM

Arghhh.... groan....

itch vaccine · 03-30-2006, 08:20 AM

sure lied about that

i had more laughs than groan.

probably because i already psyched myself up for a groan :P

03-24-2006, 12:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Groaner... A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests. One of the last tests has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom he decided the latest was another and stayed put. He then filled his bed with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked "What the hell was that all about?" Still staring down, the drunk replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!" __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

03-26-2006, 01:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	groan __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

03-26-2006, 01:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	oh man.... Thanks __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

03-26-2006, 06:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Heard it before, but I do like it. I actually get a pretty good chuckle out of it! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

03-26-2006, 10:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	omg thats awesome, never ehard that befor. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

03-26-2006, 06:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
shadowfiend Upright	hahaha that made my day __________________ Have you ever looked into a mirror and just said... damn... I'm one sexy f**ker!!! Yeah... me neither.

03-28-2006, 11:10 AM	#7 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	First time i heard that one. Great laugh.

03-28-2006, 03:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	Oh lord. So terrible, it's awesome. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

03-29-2006, 06:46 PM	#9 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	well, the title was a true statement...

03-30-2006, 06:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Arghhh.... groan.... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-30-2006, 08:20 AM	#11 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	sure lied about that i had more laughs than groan. probably because i already psyched myself up for a groan :P __________________ "When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein