Groaner...
 

A modest man is in the hospital for a series of tests.
One of the last tests has left his system upset. Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom he
decided the latest was another and stayed put. He then
filled his bed with human waste and was embarrassed beyond
anything he could possibly face. Losing his presence of
mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw
them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. He started yelling, cussing, and swinging his arms
wildly which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his
feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets,
a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up
and asked "What the hell was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk replied:
"I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"

*groan*

:D

oh man....

Thanks
:)

Heard it before, but I do like it. I actually get a pretty good chuckle out of it!

omg thats awesome, never ehard that befor.

hahaha that made my day

First time i heard that one. Great laugh.

Oh lord. So terrible, it's awesome.

well, the title was a true statement...

Arghhh.... groan....

sure lied about that

i had more laughs than groan.

probably because i already psyched myself up for a groan :P