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Old 06-04-2003, 01:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Thinking Woman...

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Alberta. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of
Fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book.
Along came Conservation Officer Al in his boat. He pulled
Up alongside the woman and said,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take You in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," said the C.O.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe. i've heard that before. reminds me of a quote i once heard

"Behind every great man is a great woman. Rolling her eyes."
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Old 06-04-2003, 10:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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That's awesome.
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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clever, I liked that one.
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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the joke wouldn't be complete without the "moral" at the end
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Good stuff!
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Old 06-04-2003, 02:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Good joke, good point.
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I think that was on 3.0. An excellent joke.
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Old 06-04-2003, 08:41 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I like moral of the story jokes. My grandfather used to tell moral of the story jokes all the time. I wish I could remember them!
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Old 06-05-2003, 01:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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in that case I've sexually assaulted countless women for having the equipment
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