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GoldenOuroboros · 06-04-2003, 01:13 AM

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Alberta. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of
Fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book.
Along came Conservation Officer Al in his boat. He pulled
Up alongside the woman and said,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take You in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," said the C.O.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

mystmarimatt · 06-04-2003, 02:14 AM

hehe. i've heard that before. reminds me of a quote i once heard

"Behind every great man is a great woman. Rolling her eyes."

viveleroi0 · 06-04-2003, 10:40 AM

That's awesome.

Bill O'Rights · 06-04-2003, 11:19 AM

clever, I liked that one.

riptide4070 · 06-04-2003, 11:33 AM

the joke wouldn't be complete without the "moral" at the end

Ferrari · 06-04-2003, 11:34 AM

Good stuff!

TerresqueÜ · 06-04-2003, 02:01 PM

Good joke, good point.

Eviltree · 06-04-2003, 06:33 PM

I think that was on 3.0. An excellent joke.

SirLance · 06-04-2003, 08:41 PM

I like moral of the story jokes. My grandfather used to tell moral of the story jokes all the time. I wish I could remember them!

morlock · 06-05-2003, 01:05 AM

in that case I've sexually assaulted countless women for having the equipment

06-04-2003, 01:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	The Thinking Woman... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Alberta. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of Fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book. Along came Conservation Officer Al in his boat. He pulled Up alongside the woman and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take You in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," said the C.O. "That's true, but you have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

06-04-2003, 02:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	hehe. i've heard that before. reminds me of a quote i once heard "Behind every great man is a great woman. Rolling her eyes." __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

06-04-2003, 10:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	That's awesome. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-04-2003, 11:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	clever, I liked that one. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-04-2003, 11:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	the joke wouldn't be complete without the "moral" at the end __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

06-04-2003, 11:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
Ferrari Tilted	Good stuff!

06-04-2003, 02:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Good joke, good point. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-04-2003, 06:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	I think that was on 3.0. An excellent joke.

06-04-2003, 08:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I like moral of the story jokes. My grandfather used to tell moral of the story jokes all the time. I wish I could remember them! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-05-2003, 01:05 AM	#10 (permalink)
morlock Loser	in that case I've sexually assaulted countless women for having the equipment