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GoldenOuroboros · 06-04-2003, 01:13 AM

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Alberta. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of
Fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book.
Along came Conservation Officer Al in his boat. He pulled
Up alongside the woman and said,
"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take You in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," said the C.O.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment."

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

06-04-2003, 01:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	The Thinking Woman... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Alberta. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of Fishing and decided to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat out. She motored out a short distance, anchored, and continued to read her book. Along came Conservation Officer Al in his boat. He pulled Up alongside the woman and said, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replied, (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take You in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," said the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," said the C.O. "That's true, but you have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!