Dead or Alive MOVIE in Production, Stars Announced (Pics Included) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Mr.Deflok · 06-18-2005, 03:38 AM

CLICK ME GOOD

It's safe to say that it won't be a complicated movie, nor anywhere near as cool as the game but seeing REAL boobies bounce around a whole bunch is gonna be awesome.

/article is a press release

Destrox · 06-18-2005, 04:39 AM

cool, lots of those faces I've actually seen before too. I love video game movies no matter how bad they are.

Nikilidstrom · 06-18-2005, 06:46 AM

The studios will give $30 mil to these idiots to make a guaranteed crapfest video game movie, but they will only give a genious like Romero $16 mil to make one of the most anticipated movies of the past 2 decades? What is this world coming to?

CyCo PL · 06-18-2005, 07:13 AM

I would bet money on this movie being absolutely terrible, but I'll probably watch it anyway.

pinball · 06-18-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CyCo PL

I would bet money on this movie being absolutely terrible, but I'll probably watch it anyway.

Hear, hear. But i'll get stoned first so it shouldn't be all bad.

Drugs are bad, mkay.

pinball · 06-18-2005, 04:55 PM

Cast looks pretty neat. Looking forward to seeing Jaime, the hot blondie in the first pic and of course Big Daddy Cool Diesel!!11117

filtherton · 06-18-2005, 05:07 PM

One could only hope it can achieve even half the level of cinematic genius that was "street fighter: the movie".

Rawrr · 06-19-2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pinball

Big Daddy Cool Diesel!!11117

haha oh shit! that killed me right there..Cool Dudes with Attitudes..

MexicanOnABike · 06-19-2005, 03:33 PM

shit.. link was dead for me. can someone link some pics? plz!
nvm. firefox blocked the link.

this should be a crappy movie!!! but i'll still see it.

t3m3st · 06-19-2005, 06:09 PM

promises to be a crapfest, yeah, but I wouldn't mind seeing more of Sarah Carter. Now that she's dead on Smallville I need to get my fix somewhere else. But why make a movie of a crap game franchise?

Edit: why make a crap movie of a crap game franchise?

Rabid Bunny · 06-19-2005, 06:30 PM

There had better be some random shots of gratuitous titty bouncing. If there isn't, why bother calling it a Dead or Alive movie? Just name it Generic Action Movie #35847.

ratbastid · 06-19-2005, 06:33 PM

Wow, dude! Devon Aoki is Kasumi! Oooooohhh.... Deadly little Miho......

/drool

Siege · 06-19-2005, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid

Wow, dude! Devon Aoki is Kasumi! Oooooohhh.... Deadly little Miho......

/drool

Right on

NeverBorn · 06-20-2005, 08:10 PM

Some of the girls don't seem..well "qualified" if you know what I mean

Siege · 06-20-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NeverBorn

Some of the girls don't seem..well "qualified" if you know what I mean

I noticed that too. But oh well, remember the Tomb Raider movies? Angelina Jolie was close, but still not the ridiculous size of lara croft.

akito · 06-21-2005, 08:15 AM

all I'm going to say is: "Jaime Pressly"

That's how I know this movie is going to suck. Sure, I'll watch it just because I'm a gamer, but it's going to suck some fat sack I guarantee!

biznatch · 06-22-2005, 05:28 PM

game movies are so terrible lol. House of the Dead was one of the worst

06-18-2005, 03:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Dead or Alive MOVIE in Production, Stars Announced (Pics Included) CLICK ME GOOD It's safe to say that it won't be a complicated movie, nor anywhere near as cool as the game but seeing REAL boobies bounce around a whole bunch is gonna be awesome. /article is a press release

06-18-2005, 04:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	cool, lots of those faces I've actually seen before too. I love video game movies no matter how bad they are. __________________ You bore me.... next.

06-19-2005, 03:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	shit.. link was dead for me. can someone link some pics? plz! nvm. firefox blocked the link. this should be a crappy movie!!! but i'll still see it. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings- Last edited by MexicanOnABike; 06-19-2005 at 03:36 PM..

06-19-2005, 06:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
t3m3st Vroom! Location: Toronto	promises to be a crapfest, yeah, but I wouldn't mind seeing more of Sarah Carter. Now that she's dead on Smallville I need to get my fix somewhere else. But why make a movie of a crap game franchise? Edit: why make a crap movie of a crap game franchise? __________________ I do it for the rare drops

06-18-2005, 06:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Nikilidstrom Stick it in your five hole! Location: Michigan, USA	The studios will give $30 mil to these idiots to make a guaranteed crapfest video game movie, but they will only give a genious like Romero $16 mil to make one of the most anticipated movies of the past 2 decades? What is this world coming to?

06-18-2005, 07:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
CyCo PL Addict Location: Tulsa, OK	I would bet money on this movie being absolutely terrible, but I'll probably watch it anyway.

06-18-2005, 04:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
pinball Upright Location: Jhb, South Africa	Cast looks pretty neat. Looking forward to seeing Jaime, the hot blondie in the first pic and of course Big Daddy Cool Diesel!!11117

06-18-2005, 05:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	One could only hope it can achieve even half the level of cinematic genius that was "street fighter: the movie".

06-19-2005, 06:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Rabid Bunny Tilted Location: Pennsylvania	There had better be some random shots of gratuitous titty bouncing. If there isn't, why bother calling it a Dead or Alive movie? Just name it Generic Action Movie #35847.

06-19-2005, 06:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Wow, dude! Devon Aoki is Kasumi! Oooooohhh.... Deadly little Miho...... /drool

06-20-2005, 08:10 PM	#14 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	Some of the girls don't seem..well "qualified" if you know what I mean

06-21-2005, 08:15 AM	#16 (permalink)
akito Insane Location: Colorado	all I'm going to say is: "Jaime Pressly" That's how I know this movie is going to suck. Sure, I'll watch it just because I'm a gamer, but it's going to suck some fat sack I guarantee!

06-22-2005, 05:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	game movies are so terrible lol. House of the Dead was one of the worst