Dead or Alive MOVIE in Production, Stars Announced (Pics Included)
 

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It's safe to say that it won't be a complicated movie, nor anywhere near as cool as the game but seeing REAL boobies bounce around a whole bunch is gonna be awesome.

/article is a press release

cool, lots of those faces I've actually seen before too. I love video game movies no matter how bad they are.

The studios will give $30 mil to these idiots to make a guaranteed crapfest video game movie, but they will only give a genious like Romero $16 mil to make one of the most anticipated movies of the past 2 decades? What is this world coming to?

I would bet money on this movie being absolutely terrible, but I'll probably watch it anyway.

Hear, hear. But i'll get stoned first so it shouldn't be all bad.

Drugs are bad, mkay.

Cast looks pretty neat. Looking forward to seeing Jaime, the hot blondie in the first pic and of course Big Daddy Cool Diesel!!11117

One could only hope it can achieve even half the level of cinematic genius that was "street fighter: the movie".

haha oh shit! that killed me right there..Cool Dudes with Attitudes..

shit.. link was dead for me. can someone link some pics? plz!
nvm. firefox blocked the link.

this should be a crappy movie!!! but i'll still see it. :thumbsup:

promises to be a crapfest, yeah, but I wouldn't mind seeing more of Sarah Carter. Now that she's dead on Smallville I need to get my fix somewhere else. But why make a movie of a crap game franchise?

Edit: why make a crap movie of a crap game franchise?

There had better be some random shots of gratuitous titty bouncing. If there isn't, why bother calling it a Dead or Alive movie? Just name it Generic Action Movie #35847.

Wow, dude! Devon Aoki is Kasumi! Oooooohhh.... Deadly little Miho......

/drool

Right on :thumbsup:

Some of the girls don't seem..well "qualified" if you know what I mean

I noticed that too. But oh well, remember the Tomb Raider movies? Angelina Jolie was close, but still not the ridiculous size of lara croft.

all I'm going to say is: "Jaime Pressly"

That's how I know this movie is going to suck. Sure, I'll watch it just because I'm a gamer, but it's going to suck some fat sack I guarantee!

game movies are so terrible lol. House of the Dead was one of the worst