Can anyone play Minesweeper??? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

crow_daw · 07-02-2003, 02:11 PM

When I first got my computer, I would just log on, and when there was nothing to do, I would play Solitaire, but that bored the hell outta me. So I decided to learn how to play Minesweeper.
Mistake.
I soon figured it out, and now I do it without even thinking. While a webpage is loading, or a song downloads, I just play away. I play that damn game in my head during the day. I shit you not. But the obsession is subsiding now. Its becoming more casual, thank God. But I was just wondering, are there any TFPers out there who can relate to this?
If so, then post your record times, mine are:
Beginner- 5 seconds
Intermediate- 35 seconds
Expert- 103 seconds

Thanks!

GakFace · 07-02-2003, 06:09 PM

You... my fellow TFPer are a freak!

But of course, thats a total overstatement if we ever look at bones....

/me looks at bones
Yep, Yeah, you're not so much the freak I first stated you to be.
I can play it, but I don't get too addicted. When I'm hyper, I might just customize it to the largest size with only 10 mines and win in 1 second which only fuels my psychoness, but thats just me... hehehe

Feel better?

crow_daw · 07-02-2003, 10:10 PM

naw not really
man i cant help it, it sucks.

juanvaldes · 07-02-2003, 11:59 PM

Mega Minesweeper.

It has a setting that:
• Support for games up to 32,767, x 32,767 fields with up to 1,073,676,288 mines.

I was well over 8 hours into such a game....think I got some 15% done. Needless to say the mode is called "Crazy"

GoldenOuroboros · 07-03-2003, 01:30 AM

woah... I play the new minesweep in the new messenger that's just come out against my GF.. gets interesting at times. hehe.. so I've figured it out.. haven't hand any obsessions tho :P

Spinach_Indeed · 07-03-2003, 04:45 AM

I had took a programing class my Senior year of High School, There were only 4 of us in there, so we'd just do our programing as a team and finish whatever we were supposed to do within the first 30 minutes of class, which left us over an hour with nothing to do. We downloaded Emulators and would LAN Mario Kart and Street Fighter, until the teacher started deleting everything off the hard drives, so it got to be a hassle re-download everything. So we just started having Minesweeper tournaments. I remember my best time on Intermidate was somewhere around 45-50 seconds.

Sparhawk · 07-03-2003, 06:34 AM

Back in the lame ol' days, one of my proudest moments was beating expert mindsweeper at 79 seconds. I managed to get it down to 75 once. Sad.

Oh, and I got lucky once on beginner and cleared it in 1 second.

I've done the same thing with solitaire, made it into a speed game. Can't remember my best time off the top of my head though, it was under a minute...

a_divine_martyr · 07-03-2003, 07:15 AM

Beginner - 10 seconds.

I win.

crow_daw · 07-03-2003, 09:39 AM

Sparhawk, good job dude. And that shit juan is talking about is NUTS. I really hope I never stumble across that, because I'll be forced to attempt it.

juanvaldes · 07-03-2003, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crow_daw
Sparhawk, good job dude. And that shit juan is talking about is NUTS. I really hope I never stumble across that, because I'll be forced to attempt it.

I still have the game, and the save. humm.....

The Atomic Boy · 07-03-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spinach_Indeed
I had took a programing class my Senior year of High School, There were only 4 of us in there, so we'd just do our programing as a team and finish whatever we were supposed to do within the first 30 minutes of class, which left us over an hour with nothing to do. We downloaded Emulators and would LAN Mario Kart and Street Fighter, until the teacher started deleting everything off the hard drives, so it got to be a hassle re-download everything. So we just started having Minesweeper tournaments. I remember my best time on Intermidate was somewhere around 45-50 seconds.

Had a similar situation in my programming class. As the year went on the teacher started letting us get away with more and more. We've had Quake 2 lans and once we even loaded up Postal 2 in there granted it ran like shit. Sometimes its nice having a lazy teacher. Harder to learn but after you do get away with a lot.

Bonesaw · 07-03-2003, 03:21 PM

Did a search on Google for Mega Minesweeper. Found lots of stuff for Mac. nuthin' for the PC. Shucks.

I was lookin' forward to trying something crazy too

Found some other interesting sites dedicated to the math involved in programing the "randomness" of where the mines are placed. Math makes my brain hurt!

juanvaldes · 07-03-2003, 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bonesaw
Did a search on Google for Mega Minesweeper. Found lots of stuff for Mac. nuthin' for the PC. Shucks.

I was lookin' forward to trying something crazy too

Found some other interesting sites dedicated to the math involved in programing the "randomness" of where the mines are placed. Math makes my brain hurt!

oh yeah. it was some students project a few years back. I'm sure someone has written a mine sweeper for doz that has as many mines. it's not that hard....

bundy · 07-03-2003, 05:36 PM

crow, you sir, are a worthy adversary.

my best times are..

beginner - 8secs
Intermediate - 40secs
expert - 108secs

are there world championships for minesweeper?

Gortexfogg · 07-05-2003, 04:11 AM

I just play minesweeper when I have nothing else to do at the moment. My best beginner time is like 35 seconds...

But I always remember my uncle's secret strategy to winning. He said you just have to imagine that each square is a city block and millions of lives are in your hands...

cheerios · 07-05-2003, 10:35 AM

I've done 7 on beginner, can't recall my other scroes. my mission in life used to be to knock my dad off hte high-score tables. that, and tetris. ooooh, one day... :P

The_Dude · 07-05-2003, 10:48 AM

there's a hack for this minesweeper for windows.

open up minesweeper, start the game by clickin on a square.

now, press the 'show desktop' button on the quicklaunch.

now, open minesweeper back up again and the clock has stopped!!

i accidentally found it.

btw, i've beaten all 3 levels of it

juanvaldes · 07-05-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The_Dude
there's a hack for this minesweeper for windows.

open up minesweeper, start the game by clickin on a square.

now, press the 'show desktop' button on the quicklaunch.

now, open minesweeper back up again and the clock has stopped!!

i accidentally found it.

btw, i've beaten all 3 levels of it

why don't you just edit the score file to give yourself a time of 1 second?

crow_daw · 07-05-2003, 02:09 PM

bundy, I don't know if there are world championships, but I know that there is a list of the 100 greatest players. I'm not on it, but I could be. Its just kinda time consuming and it requires lots of proof for something that isn't gonna help me anyway.

Quant · 07-06-2003, 05:43 AM

I had to delete it, because I was doing the same thing...thinking out mine patterns as I fell asleep was amusing, but a little disconcerting. I think I managed to get under 100 s on expert, but I have friends who were far better than I.

rodimus · 07-07-2003, 01:21 PM

i love that game. no one can beat my times. i espescially love it when i get bored at work

NeverBorn · 07-07-2003, 01:41 PM

I despise people who have high end computers, yet sit on their ass and play solitaire and minesweeper all day. Use your power!

sadistikdreams · 07-08-2003, 06:54 PM

aw. i used to play it ALL THE TIME on Windows 3, but my XP doesnt have it.

westothemax · 07-12-2003, 06:53 PM

I had a record for Beginner: 8 seconds

I had to write a version of minesweeper in Java for my first programming class.

Commander Keen · 07-13-2003, 08:52 PM

beginner 7 secs
intermediate 54 secs

(i've never beaten expert) amazing huh?

Commander Keen · 07-13-2003, 08:56 PM

maybe if i could get my hands on some prescription amphetamines...

wlcm · 07-13-2003, 10:23 PM

That obession sounds like me except for the whole thinking about playing when i'm not. I used to play a lot.. almost as bad as my screen shotting solitare everytime i beat it under 70 seconds.

beginner - 6
intermediate - 31
expert - couldn't even beat

TerresqueÜ · 07-13-2003, 11:37 PM

I don't even know how to play properly

djflish · 07-14-2003, 11:14 AM

I used to get paid £4.50 an hour to play it at work!

Beginner - 9s
Intermediate - 52s
Expert - 215s

Eviltree · 07-14-2003, 06:30 PM

I just can't beat the damn expert, no matter how hard I try, it ends up in a situation where I have to guess, and I always bloody well die.

Bill Door · 07-15-2003, 08:17 PM

Whee!

Beginner: 6 seconds
Intermediate: 24 seconds
Expert: (an unamazing) 104 seconds

No cheating or anything, either.

TawG · 07-19-2003, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crow_daw
When I first got my computer, I would just log on, and when there was nothing to do, I would play Solitaire, but that bored the hell outta me. So I decided to learn how to play Minesweeper.
Mistake.
I soon figured it out, and now I do it without even thinking. While a webpage is loading, or a song downloads, I just play away. I play that damn game in my head during the day. I shit you not. But the obsession is subsiding now. Its becoming more casual, thank God. But I was just wondering, are there any TFPers out there who can relate to this?
If so, then post your record times, mine are:
Beginner- 5 seconds
Intermediate- 35 seconds
Expert- 103 seconds

Thanks!

well i had it bad for sometime

was playing it in my head at school etc...

beginner - 10 secs
intermediate - 32 secs
expert - 134 secs

G5_Todd · 07-19-2003, 07:31 AM

my best is

8
35
??? havent tried super hard on that yet.....ur guys scores are sweet thou

Akira · 07-20-2003, 01:06 PM

The same thing happened to me. I would play the game everytime I could and yes even in my head sometimes. Don't worry it'll go away in like a month, as long as you try not to play every 5 seconds.
Best Times:
Beginner: 4
Intermediate: 38
Expert: 96 (yeah under 100(now I feel as if I've wasted so much time))

Soda_BoB · 07-22-2003, 04:44 AM

I like the game, its fantastical!!

asiansrock · 07-22-2003, 09:05 AM

Wow.. I'm horrible at minesweeper

Mine sweeper on beginner owns me half the time.

Night13 · 07-22-2003, 10:27 AM

I at one point obsessed over minesweeper... would play it during the long load times on websites.

I haven't played it at all since getting my new computer and cable modem.

This thread has made me start playing it again, sadly.

nothingx · 07-22-2003, 04:49 PM

My girlfriend does that all the time!! Its scary to watch her play because she doesn't even think about it... her hand just goes to the squares without the mines... totally creepy.

07-22-2003, 04:51 PM

eh i'ved tried to play that thing many times i just cant get the hang of it so i gave up on the thing lol

thephuse · 07-22-2003, 10:47 PM

gahh~ to annoying for my ADD mind~~
make that ADHD..

07-02-2003, 02:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Can anyone play Minesweeper??? When I first got my computer, I would just log on, and when there was nothing to do, I would play Solitaire, but that bored the hell outta me. So I decided to learn how to play Minesweeper. Mistake. I soon figured it out, and now I do it without even thinking. While a webpage is loading, or a song downloads, I just play away. I play that damn game in my head during the day. I shit you not. But the obsession is subsiding now. Its becoming more casual, thank God. But I was just wondering, are there any TFPers out there who can relate to this? If so, then post your record times, mine are: Beginner- 5 seconds Intermediate- 35 seconds Expert- 103 seconds Thanks! __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-02-2003, 06:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	You... my fellow TFPer are a freak! But of course, thats a total overstatement if we ever look at bones.... /me looks at bones Yep, Yeah, you're not so much the freak I first stated you to be. I can play it, but I don't get too addicted. When I'm hyper, I might just customize it to the largest size with only 10 mines and win in 1 second which only fuels my psychoness, but thats just me... hehehe Feel better? __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

07-02-2003, 10:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	naw not really man i cant help it, it sucks. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-03-2003, 01:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	woah... I play the new minesweep in the new messenger that's just come out against my GF.. gets interesting at times. hehe.. so I've figured it out.. haven't hand any obsessions tho :P __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

07-03-2003, 04:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I had took a programing class my Senior year of High School, There were only 4 of us in there, so we'd just do our programing as a team and finish whatever we were supposed to do within the first 30 minutes of class, which left us over an hour with nothing to do. We downloaded Emulators and would LAN Mario Kart and Street Fighter, until the teacher started deleting everything off the hard drives, so it got to be a hassle re-download everything. So we just started having Minesweeper tournaments. I remember my best time on Intermidate was somewhere around 45-50 seconds. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-02-2003, 11:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
juanvaldes Banned Location: shittown, CA	Mega Minesweeper. It has a setting that: • Support for games up to 32,767, x 32,767 fields with up to 1,073,676,288 mines. I was well over 8 hours into such a game....think I got some 15% done. Needless to say the mode is called "Crazy"

07-03-2003, 06:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	Back in the lame ol' days, one of my proudest moments was beating expert mindsweeper at 79 seconds. I managed to get it down to 75 once. Sad. Oh, and I got lucky once on beginner and cleared it in 1 second. I've done the same thing with solitaire, made it into a speed game. Can't remember my best time off the top of my head though, it was under a minute... __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

07-03-2003, 07:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
a_divine_martyr Insane	Beginner - 10 seconds. I win. __________________ Censorship and thought control can only exist in secrecy and darkness...

07-03-2003, 09:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Sparhawk, good job dude. And that shit juan is talking about is NUTS. I really hope I never stumble across that, because I'll be forced to attempt it. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-03-2003, 03:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
Bonesaw B3yond! Location: MI	Did a search on Google for Mega Minesweeper. Found lots of stuff for Mac. nuthin' for the PC. Shucks. I was lookin' forward to trying something crazy too Found some other interesting sites dedicated to the math involved in programing the "randomness" of where the mines are placed. Math makes my brain hurt! __________________ Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.

07-03-2003, 05:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	crow, you sir, are a worthy adversary. my best times are.. beginner - 8secs Intermediate - 40secs expert - 108secs are there world championships for minesweeper? __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-05-2003, 04:11 AM	#15 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	I just play minesweeper when I have nothing else to do at the moment. My best beginner time is like 35 seconds... But I always remember my uncle's secret strategy to winning. He said you just have to imagine that each square is a city block and millions of lives are in your hands...

07-05-2003, 10:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
cheerios Banned Location: 'bout 2 feet from my iMac	I've done 7 on beginner, can't recall my other scroes. my mission in life used to be to knock my dad off hte high-score tables. that, and tetris. ooooh, one day... :P

07-05-2003, 10:48 AM	#17 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	there's a hack for this minesweeper for windows. open up minesweeper, start the game by clickin on a square. now, press the 'show desktop' button on the quicklaunch. now, open minesweeper back up again and the clock has stopped!! i accidentally found it. btw, i've beaten all 3 levels of it __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

07-05-2003, 02:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	bundy, I don't know if there are world championships, but I know that there is a list of the 100 greatest players. I'm not on it, but I could be. Its just kinda time consuming and it requires lots of proof for something that isn't gonna help me anyway. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-08-2003, 06:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	aw. i used to play it ALL THE TIME on Windows 3, but my XP doesnt have it. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-06-2003, 05:43 AM	#20 (permalink)
Quant Tilted	I had to delete it, because I was doing the same thing...thinking out mine patterns as I fell asleep was amusing, but a little disconcerting. I think I managed to get under 100 s on expert, but I have friends who were far better than I.

07-07-2003, 01:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
rodimus Insane	i love that game. no one can beat my times. i espescially love it when i get bored at work

07-07-2003, 01:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	I despise people who have high end computers, yet sit on their ass and play solitaire and minesweeper all day. Use your power!

07-12-2003, 06:53 PM	#24 (permalink)
westothemax Insane Location: Bay Area	I had a record for Beginner: 8 seconds I had to write a version of minesweeper in Java for my first programming class.

07-13-2003, 08:52 PM	#25 (permalink)
Commander Keen Upright	beginner 7 secs intermediate 54 secs (i've never beaten expert) amazing huh?

07-13-2003, 08:56 PM	#26 (permalink)
Commander Keen Upright	maybe if i could get my hands on some prescription amphetamines...

07-13-2003, 10:23 PM	#27 (permalink)
wlcm Tilted Location: Austin, TX	That obession sounds like me except for the whole thinking about playing when i'm not. I used to play a lot.. almost as bad as my screen shotting solitare everytime i beat it under 70 seconds. beginner - 6 intermediate - 31 expert - couldn't even beat

07-13-2003, 11:37 PM	#28 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I don't even know how to play properly __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

07-14-2003, 11:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
djflish The Mighty Boosh Location: I mostly come out at night, mostly...	I used to get paid £4.50 an hour to play it at work! Beginner - 9s Intermediate - 52s Expert - 215s __________________ Europes two great narcotics, Alcohol and Christianity. I know which one I prefer.

07-14-2003, 06:30 PM	#30 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	I just can't beat the damn expert, no matter how hard I try, it ends up in a situation where I have to guess, and I always bloody well die.

07-15-2003, 08:17 PM	#31 (permalink)
Bill Door Upright	Whee! Beginner: 6 seconds Intermediate: 24 seconds Expert: (an unamazing) 104 seconds No cheating or anything, either.

07-19-2003, 07:31 AM	#33 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	my best is 8 35 ??? havent tried super hard on that yet.....ur guys scores are sweet thou __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

07-20-2003, 01:06 PM	#34 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	The same thing happened to me. I would play the game everytime I could and yes even in my head sometimes. Don't worry it'll go away in like a month, as long as you try not to play every 5 seconds. Best Times: Beginner: 4 Intermediate: 38 Expert: 96 (yeah under 100(now I feel as if I've wasted so much time)) __________________ -signature

07-22-2003, 04:44 AM	#35 (permalink)
Soda_BoB Psycho	I like the game, its fantastical!! __________________ Just because you paranoid.don't mean they're not after you...- Kurt Cobain-Chopper Read Project Dolphin: Join the TFP Typing Team!

07-22-2003, 09:05 AM	#36 (permalink)
asiansrock Insane Location: Intarweb!	Wow.. I'm horrible at minesweeper Mine sweeper on beginner owns me half the time.

07-22-2003, 10:27 AM	#37 (permalink)
Night13 Upright	I at one point obsessed over minesweeper... would play it during the long load times on websites. I haven't played it at all since getting my new computer and cable modem. This thread has made me start playing it again, sadly.

07-22-2003, 04:49 PM	#38 (permalink)
nothingx undead Location: nihilistic freedom	My girlfriend does that all the time!! Its scary to watch her play because she doesn't even think about it... her hand just goes to the squares without the mines... totally creepy.

07-22-2003, 04:51 PM	#39 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	eh i'ved tried to play that thing many times i just cant get the hang of it so i gave up on the thing lol

07-22-2003, 10:47 PM	#40 (permalink)
thephuse Psycho Location: NY	gahh~ to annoying for my ADD mind~~ make that ADHD.. __________________ b000yahed up your w000pah!! Joygasm~!!