Prophecy

I saw this on G4tv.com The creator of this mod/rom seriously has issues. I'm not sure I'd have the will power to finish this if I was playing.

Lastly, to quote the G4 intro:


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Jinn

HAHAHAH god that is awesome.. it owns you every time you try to do the basic thing you're accustomed to. What, you thought you were going to run and long jump that? baha, there was a box there, dumbass.

That's crazy. And yea, that's the most twisted hell I can imagine.

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Willravel

OMG, ROFL. Awesome. That had me laughing the whole time.

Jetée

Cool refried beans, Batman! That was HI-larious. I friggin' hated watching every minute of that sadistic video, but I also couldn't help snickering during every last second of that incomparably long & excruciating gameplay. That would indeed be the embodiment of unusual and extreme torture if ever there was a need to implement it.

{Scenario}
"What's that? Let you go? Why, no problem at all. All that we require you to do is complete a simple game of Super Mario Bros."
"What?! You can't be serious?"
Why, yes indeed, we are serious. But the interesting little detail of this task is that this particular version of Mario was concocted by The Dr. H. H. Holmes himself. Mwua-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha."
"Oh...My...Noes!"
"Prepare to endure a torture the likes of which you have never seen before!"
"You can't expect to succeed with such a plan!"
"I don't expect to succeed Mr. Bond, I expect you to die―by playing the only game that was banned by from Hell itself for being too cruel. Mwua-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha-Ha-ha!!!"

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Siege

Not only am i very impressed with the level, i'm impressed with the player also.

this mod is MUCH harder than the bullshit AIR mod that was out a little while ago. this version requires actual precision whereas that one requires you to just find out where all the empty tubes and blocks are.


personally, i don't think i would've gotten much farther than the squid

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Orchrist

Just watching that video makes me want to gouge my eyes out, I can't imagine trying to play it, I'd go insane...

Nice find... wow

Supple Cow

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????????

I thought at least he'd finish level 1-2! I mean, 1-1 was hilarious. 1-2? Argh. I wish I hadn't watched those last 3-4 minutes... no sir.

MexicanOnABike

damn is that retarded or what?! 20min and not even the end of level 2. atleast edit your vid for us! (talking to the dude who made the vid.. not the OP)

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Somniferous

If a mushroom were used he could have just run along the top. But I guess that would have been cheating.

Jetée

My thoughts exactly. Still pissed about this great/hate video. Now the question that remains is how does one go about creating a ROM of Super Mario Bros. like this one?

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Crack

there is another video where there is a guy talking over this, like he is playing. Funniest thing I have seen on the internet in months. At work, or I would find the link, check www.fazed.net

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blahblah454

bahahaha!!! That was freakin' hilarious!

Jimellow

It is hosted on Google Video as well, and can be seen HERE.

Hilarious video!

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Jetée

OH... TOO FUNNY!!!... No...CAN'T... STOP...LAUGHING!!!!


Seriously, you need to watch this version, as it is 200x the hilarity of the first, if not lacking in the music a bit. But the dude's constant frustration is all too funny.



Selected quotes for your enjoyment:
"This is a nightmare...this is fuckin' worse than an R.L. Stein book"

"Wha!?...Who put that there?!"

"Goombas can suck my balls."

"This is fuckin' worse than Panic at the Disco!"

"Yeah, that made sense."

This is fuckin' worse than... than reading Youtube comments."

"YOU'RE BREAKING MY BALLS...MARIO...!"

"What!?! What!?! That never happened before!!"

"Okay, now you're just fuckin' me over."

"*whimpers*...C'mon..*whimpers*..Mario."

"THIS IS FUCKIN' WORSE THAN ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!!!

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Pogue Mahone

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Prophecy

Nice, but he glitched the walls/pipes. Not exactly fair in my book.

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Church

Haha ya I saw this a while ago. Does anyone else think the commentator sounds like an Italian Christopher Walken? lol

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Jetée

Indeed. Best 20 minute commentary of 2 Mario levels ever.

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RetroGunslinger

My first thought was John Turturro.

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Xerxys

That was funny though, "Gumbas can suck my balls!!!"

Believe it or not I still play this game, in Mariop, its not that hard, you can actually jump backward after hitting a hidden coin box, you can move back in mid air to the platform.

Destrox

The narrated one is by far one of the best videos on the internet.

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stevie667

Definatly, its joined my select favourited video links.

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Jetée

I just now realized who Joe Mantegna was/is.
Personally, I don't think the two sound much, or at all alike, but I've only heard heard him speak but for five minutes
(they don't/didn't give him too many lines on 'Criminal Minds', though perhaps, he sounded different as a younger method actor.)


Still, though, I agree with those that think this should go into the internet/funny video Hall of Fame.

There's also this (which may, or may not, have been influenced by the select video above..):

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